The exact news cycle of cattle in the news: 

-Sort of interesting bovine’s characteristics exaggerated (in this case, by standing next to a smaller breed of cattle)
-Outlets report about a interesting cow
-Other outlets come back with the “well actually” hot take, about him not being a cow because he’s male (Knickers is a steer)
-Hot take on the hot take of the bovine not being a cow (this is where we are now)

COMING UP NEXT: Discourse on the ethics of eating cattle